Goatboy's Monday - Woohoo

If you are not watching True Detective... well you should be watching True Detective from HBO.  Holy butt crap it is amazballz.   The best thing on TV right now.  Woo dawg.  Soon Vikings is back and a lot of sitcoms I feel like finishing are going to end.  Woohoo.  Almost Human is pretty good too and so was Sleepy Hollow.  Woot - if I could only review stuff for a living haha.

Comic Wise this is the list you should be reading.
Saga
Manhatten Project
Uber
Manifest Destiny
Sixth Gun
Sex Criminals
Casanova
East of West
Fatale
Velvet
Revival
She Hulk
Wake
American Vampire

And others I am sure - just things I can think of now.  Rob will give me crap for what I missed for sure.  Jerk!  I dumped all the X books except for Wolverine and the Xmen.  I just can't stand spending 3.99 on those damned books that just seem to go in circles.  Meh!  MEH!

But enough of that right?

Ok quick thing - I have added a for sale site to this page.  I put up some Daemon Princes/Greater Daemons for those interested.  The prices are on there plus what you get when you order it etc.  If you want one - click here and then email me what you want.

What do you think of those Knights?  I like them and think they could shake up some competitive 40k.  It would change up what you brought to lists and I will write up my first - list idea for this nonsense.  I think it is a doozy and should give most list a run for their money.

Let's get my paint list first

Me
Article for BOLS - Written
Plastic Dudesmen - No idea yet
Super Crazy Soul Grinder - I started him tonight - just you wait to see it.
3 Play Mats for an event - all different games etc.  Should be done by this weekend.
Get in the Van Drawing
Guardian Cup art
Maybe some big poster designs for Mr. Murphy
I think some others if I get more people talking to me.

Luis
10 More Flesh Tearers - Built need to base and prime
Start on some Vehicles probably too.

Don
Revenant Titan - It is soaking to remove resin crap

Iainka
RPG Character - need to build and paint

Steve
Doomrider DP base - Doomrider himself is painted.

I got 2 deposits - one for 2 Knights before Adepticon and another for some NecroOrks.  I did some test paint of them earlier last year so this one should be fun.  The build was done by Calleb from White Metal Games.

I finished up a small commission this weekend and that will show up below in the arts/minis/etc section.  Woot.  Now that list.

Inquistion + Knights - 1750 list

HQ: Coteaz
Troops: 5 Acolytes, Storm Bolters, LRC, Psybolt, Multi-Melta
Troops: 5 Acolytes, Storm Bolters, LRC, Psybolt, Multi-Melta
Troops: 5 Acolytes, Storm Bolters, LRC, Psybolt, Multi-Melta

Knight Errant
Knight Errant

The two big Knights are your Dreadknights basically and now you have 5 Scoring units.  Move up, protect your butt and cause some damage.  I am sure you can do it with regular Grey Knights too if you wanted too.  Go with two LRC's and then maybe a Dreadknight too?

HQ: Coteaz
Troops: 5 Strike GK
Troops: 5 Strike GK
Heavy: LRC, MM, Psybolt
Heavy: LRC, MM, Psybolt
Heavy: Dreadknight, Personal Teleporter, Hvy Incinerator

Knight Errant
Knight Errant

That one doesn't look terrible either.  It is small and seems effective.  Plus it can rush and punch those Seer Council in the dicks haha.  Right now this is what I am probably bringing to Adepticon to lose 1 game and not be in the top 16 haha.

HQ: Keeper of Secrets, Lvl 3, Greater Gift X 2
HQ: Keeper of Secrets, Lvl 3, Greater Gift X 2
Elites: Fiends of Slaanesh X 8
Troops: Daemonettes X 20
Troops: Daemonettes X 20
Troops: Daemonettes X 20
Heavy: Soul Grinder, Baleful Torrent, MoS
Heavy: Soul Grinder, Baleful Torrent, MoS
Heavy: Soul Grinder, Baleful Torrent, MoS

Meh it looks fast and goofy - but it won't win enough.  Meh!!! Maybe I should go fiends plus FMC?  No Grinders?

HQ: DP, MoS, Wings, Greater Gift X 2, Lvl 3
HQ: DP, MoS, Wings, Greater Gift X 2, Lvl 3
Elites: Fiends of Slaanesh X 6
Troops: Daemonettes X 20
Troops: Daemonettes X 20
Troops: Daemonettes X 20

BL HQ: Sorcerer, Bike, Last Memory, Lvl 3, Force Stave, Sigil of Corruption
BL Troops: Cultist X 10
BL FA: Chaos Spawn X 5, MoN

This one looks more fun - fast too.  Enh... I want more fiends... BAH!!! I could do 2 LoC instead of 2 DP's.  Save 50 pts and get another  Fiend... blargh!  No portal too!  Screw that mess.

Ok enough of that - some minis.

Dr. Rockso!  He will have a base he can go on that is for a DP.

BULLETS!

I think I have done - wait - almost 20 of these guys?

Wha??? I have never painted these before.

I had 3 things to do - the LR is a bit beaten up - wanted to try some orange mixed into break it apart on the table top.

Some Slaanesh love!

Goatboy's Monday thingies and stuff!

Yah! Back to a normal schedule.  I went crazy and did like 8 things of art this past Saturday.  You could say I was inspired by the fact I have more to do.  So I got a ton done haha.  I also painted some too and look for more this coming week.  Woohoo!

Those Knights look bad ass.  I don't know but with Seer Council annoyance and the unfaq'd Wave Serpent I could give a rats ass if people think those fuckers are too strong.  Get some D in your face and deal with it.  Meh what is this game coming too?  Oh yeah more crap that is a pain in the ass to fly with hahaha.

Alright paint/art/etc/life list.

Me
Plastic Dudesmen - No idea yet
Monday Article - maybe an idea
NOVA art - Sketched - need to ink and move on from there.
3 Playmats for another con
Who the hell knows what else?
Test Daemonettes for squad 4 - got an idea.

Will
3 Obliterators - Primed and 2 brown coats
3 Multiators - Primed

Jens
20 Pink Horrors - Done!
1 Fire Raptor - Done!
Some Objective Markers - Not done!
I think other stuff - need to open the box

Luis
10 FT Tactical Marines - Primed
10 FT Tactical Marines - Not built!

Don
Eldar Revenent - Need to build and paint... find a base!

Steve
Doomrider Combo build - Started building, found out I am out of Greenstuff... so sad panda.  Will do more this week to get ready to paint.

Iniaka
Role Playing Figures

Who knows what else - I am pretty much always doing something haha.  Meh... thinking of lists to deal with the Seer Council and other things.  Thought - CSM/Crons might be a good one to bring back.  Something like this.

HQ: DP, Wings, Armor, Lvl 3, Spell Familiar, MoN, The Black Mace
HQ: Nemesor
HQ: Obyron
HQ: Royal Court
Cryptek of Despair, Nightmare Shroud
Necron Lord, Warscythe, Mindshackle Scarabs, Weave
Troops: Cultists X 10
Troops: Cultists X 10
Troops: Immortals X 10
Troops: Immortals X 10
FA: Heldrake, Baleflamer
FA: Heldrake, Baleflamer
FA: Scarabs X 7
Heavy: Tomb Spyders X 3

1850

I can remove hit and run - swarm them with Scarabs.  I can teleport all over the place with the Crons and maybe have a chance to take out stuff.  The Black Mace will be a pain as he gets in and any wound is bad on just about anything.  Plus this list looks goofy as all hell.  Who knows if it will even work.

I like this one for Daemones too - very simple and basic.

HQ: Keeper of Secrets, Greater Gift X 2, Lvl 3
Elites: Fiends X 6
Troops: Daemonettes X 20
Troops: Daemonettes X 20
Troops: Daemonettes X 20
Troops: Daemonettes X 20
Heavy: DP, MoS, Wings, Armor, Lvl 3, Greater Gift X 2
Heavy: DP, MoS, Wings, Armor, Lvl 3, Greater Gift X 2

It should be fast and mean.  It might actually work and I can say - Slaanesh all the time - Get in my Van!  It is a play off what I played for the LVO.  I found the Grinders were good - it was just the two DP's will end up helping more.  Now if I wanted to just go with 60 Troopers I  could move the two DP's to HQ's and then get in two Grinders.  Hrm...

Not being able to play Be'Lakor sucks donkey balls.  Jerks - oh well continue your jerk hole fest with Eldar haha.

I can't wait to get one of those Knights.  Smash that shit up.

So beyond that - I might have a plethora of DP's lately.  I am thinking of putting some up, with customer game cards for all the options etc.  Would anyone be interested?  The ones I plan on keeping are the gun ones I have now as I really just like to play Slaanesh all the time.  I have a bunch of others and will create a page for them with prices etc.

Meh alright art and minis and I call it a night.  Oh the Lego move kicked ass and True Detective is a great miniseries from HBO.

PEW PEW PEW!

Horrors! Painted them today while watching TV.  Bastards!

Some pics for a Starcraft/40k player from Frontline

More art coming!

I heard there is some really good swamp land for sale!

These 4 were done at LVO so I took them home to color them up.  Hopefully I emailed the right guy - if not comment and I will get them to ya.

Goatboy's... Eh... Update Right?

I have a lot of work piled up that I need to get started with.  Woot - crazy crazy stuff.  Just lots of art - most likely Sunday will see a big chunk of this done - plus update.  Yay!  So with that ... the list!

Paint list/Art List/Etc
Me
Plastic Dudesmen - Done!
Article - Not done!
Heralds of Slaanesh X 3 - Ideas!
Fiends of Slaanesh X 6 - Ideas!
Art for Tippcon - Drawn - need to color
Art for Mats - Not Drawn - X 3
Art for NControl - Not Done - 2 -3 pieces
Shirt Art - Drawn - Need to Color
4 Arts from LVO - drawn need to color and email
Probably more... lots of Art...

Don
Revenant - Need to build

Steve
Doomrider combo/daemon etc - need to build

Luis
Ultramarine stuff - need shoulder pads... :(

Jens
Fire Raptor - Built and Primed
20 Pink Horrors - 10 built and Primed.
Other stuff - in a box

Will
Chaos Space Marine stuff - will be looking at getting pieces built before the weekend.

I am sure there is other stuff too.  Oh I finished the Cryx army.  Woohoo!

LVO - I went 4-1 ands almost got to the final 8.  If a Necron Overlord stayed down after the 3 times I killed him - well I would have drawn and gotten in.  Blah!  Jerks indeed!

Game 1 - Doug - Owner/Designer - Tablewar
Hobby Killer - FW cannons, Sky Shield, Rune Priests, IG guys, Vulture, etc.

Emperor's Will and then 3 Objectives in the middle.

I barely won this game because we ran out of time.  Doug didn't get a chance to lay some templates on some guys as I contested his Emperor's will objective and held mine.  Thus I won on the Primary.  woohoo - Daemons ran across the field.

Game 2 - Geoff - NControl From Frontline gaming - the Yellow Nid Guy
Old Nids - Swarmlord, Flyrant, 2 Tervigons, 2 10 Man Termagaunts, Biovores X 3, Hive Guard X 3, the Doom, and lots of Gargoyles.

Kill Points plus 3 Objectives in the middle - might have been Big Guns.

The first turn of the game I blew up a Tervigon with the Warp.  From there it was just me rolling hot and grinding poor Geoff down.  He went on to win the next 3 games and it was just a mean game.  Swarmlord died to Daemonettes swarming all over.  The doom got Smashed by a Keeper that charged in.  The Herald made from the Tervigon killed a unit of Termagaunts too - so it just kept adding up.  Good guy though and look for some art for him in the future.

Game 3 - Dan with some Necrons.
2 Destroyer Lords with Toys, 3 Night Scythes with Guys, 2 6 Wraiths, 5 Wraiths, 3 Ann barges.

Relic plus Big Guns

This game I used a big piece of terrain to hide from his army and a misplacement of some suicide wraiths plus a long assault meant 20 Daemonettes got mixed in.  From there the grinders came down, burned guys up, and killed stuff.  The Daemonettes got invisible, mixed in with Wraiths, and then started grinding them down with lots of wounds.  From here I won.  Dan was a cool as hell dude and the match up was a bit rough as I threw spells and other things around the table.  Warp Storm didn't do much.

I ended day 1 3-0 and in the hunt still.

Game 4 - Chris with Crons + Chaos
The FW crazy Overlord (found out later he should not have been available but our game he did nothing) in a Catacomb Barge, Overlord in Catacomb Barge, 2 Ann Barges, 2  Units of Wraiths, 2 Night Scythes, 15 Cultists, 1 Dragon, 1 Sorcerer on a bike.

Emperor's Will plus Crusade?

This game was back and forth through the entire game.  I missed some crucial Puppet Masters to try and remove a Scythe plus I failed some crazy saves.  The Daemonettes made some crazy charges to get into the Douche Canoes and I blew one up and pulled the basic Lord off of the other.  But that jerk kept standing up just like I deserve to have happen with me haha.  You live by the 5+ you die by the 5+ right?  Chris won it in the end as his Overlord was scoring so pulled an objective to my none.  Good fun game with normal 40k armies eh?

Game 5 - Collin from Canada.  I think I got his name right haha - awesome dude with Beast Star Eldar
Farseer on a bike, Beast Pack, Baron, 2 Wave Serpents, Wraithknight, 3 War Walkers, the Hornet thingie from FW, 2 5 Man Dire Avengers, Venom with 5 Warriors, and 2 3 man Eldar Bikers.

Relic plus 4 Objectves?

This was a game that started off poor for me as bullets rained down all over and I lost a lot of Daemonettes.  I hide the one Dildo Prince and had a turn where a Venom blue up, all the guys got burned, all 3 War Walkers ate it, and I killed lots of Dogs.  From there it just went down hill.  My DP didn't fall down to shooting nor took any wounds and ran around to kill more stuff.  It was a crazy game as the 2 Keepers charge a wraith knight to kill it too plus the Grinder 5++ to Wraith Knight laser hits.  Collin was a fun opponent and beers were had.

Overall I got 15th so no too shabby.  I was a few 5+'s away from getting to the finals and I won the best placing Daemon player.  Hooray I continue my evil ways!

Current Play list for upcoming Adepticon - Depending on what I can play etc.

HQ: Keeper of Secrets, Greater Gift, Exalted, Lvl 3
HQ: Herald of Tzeentch, Lvl 3, Locus of Conjuration
Elites: Fiends of Slaanesh X 6
Troops: Daemonettes X 16
Troops: Daemonettes X 16
Troops: Daemonettes X 16
Troops: Pink Horrors X 17, Iridescent Horror
Heavy: DP, Wings, Armor, Lvl 3, Greater Gift X 2, MoS
Heavy: DP, Wings, Armor, Lvl 3, Greater Gift X 2, MoS

I got some Anti Seer  Council answers plus other Daemons too.  Fiends will help and Misfortune is also a great add on too.  Plus I might be able to get Terrify too.  If Bel'Akor is allowed I could do a completely different list so will see.  Will see.

Still think there is a Bel list with Dog bomb.  Might be good.  If only Bel activated unmarked Daemon Princes eh?

Some models and stuff!

Yeah I made another one - lord I just can't stop.  DP wise I have 12 that I can count not including the Big Daemons - 2 Keepers, 1 Fate, 1 Thirster, 1 GUO.  I just can't stop it.

Original Art - pulled into a logo.

LVO Art Bags!

Goatboy's Monday Shenanigans

Woot - Monday before the LVO.  I got in a 1500 tournament this weekend and tested out some parts of the LVO build.  Here is the basic breakdown of the games.

List
LOC, Greater Gifts X 2, Lesser Gift, Lvl 3
LOC, Greater Gifts X 2, Lesser Gift, Lvl 3
Daemonettes X 20
Daemonettes X 20
Daemonettes X 20
Soul Grinder, MoS, Baleful Torrent
Soul Grinder, MoS, Baleful Torrent

Game 1 - Joe G - CSM - Tzeentch - Ahriman, Sorc in Terminator Armor, 5 Termies with Combi Weapons/Reaper, 15 Cultists w/Tzeetch X 2, 10 CSM Tzeentch, 8 or so Thousand Sons, Helbrute w/MM, Forge Fiend with Hades and Plasma Mouth

Mission - Big Guns Never Tire & Emperors Will

Score - 17 - 3 - Me

My army out classed Joe's and he knew it.  I moved up, got engaged and just grinded down his army. I took his objective and couldn't get mine.  I got first blood, line breaker, and warlord.  He did kill a LOC with Cultists when I got shot down, failed a bunch of saves.  They get extra rations.

Game 2 - Brandon G - Farseer X 2, 2 10 Man Guardians with Brightlance and Wave Serpents, Wraithknight, 8 Man Warp Spyders, Fire Prism, Night Spinner, 5 Rangers

Mission - Big Guns Never Tire, 3 Objectives worth 3 each additional

I frustrated Brandon a bit due to the Warp Storm earning me First blood.  Brandon got aggressive and that gave me his Warp Spyders and 2 Guardian squads when I deep strikes Grinders and blue their torrent of fire all over them.  We killed each other pretty hard and I didn't have a ton of troops.  Daemonettes took out that lovely Wraith Knight and the Warp Storm did well for me.  I did mutate some Rangers after warp firing them and then they failed their 2+ gone to ground save.  I didn't have enough troops to get more points.

Score - 13 - 7 - Me

Game 3 - Shawn - Eldar - 5 Wave Serpants, 2 Wraith Guards, 3 10 Man Guardians, 1 Spirit Seer

Mission - Kill Points & Modified Relic (+1 pt ever turn you hold it)

Score 21 - 5 - Me

Shawn shot me a lot, I got there and punched all his tanks.  After I got a few down it was just a grind for me too.  I had to show him that if you stun a vehicle, then blow it up the guys inside are stunned too and can't shoot.  Remember that when you don't destroy it on the first punch.  I left Shawn with a Spirit Seer I couldn't kill cuz he was invisible and made some 4+ saves from my other Lord of Change.

I got 2nd overall so not to bad.

Things I liked.

Deepstriking Grinders are good and fleet on them helps.
Daemonette blobs are good - will paint another 20 maybe for Adepticon.
LoC's really only get powers that are ok for them and I really missed Telepathy or Biomancy.
Wave Serpents shoot too much.

Paint List - Modified due to the LVO taking out a chunk of my time - will just post stuff I plan on doing in the next few weeks.  LVO report will be coming after I get back.

Me.
Daemonettes X 14 - I have another 6 painted somewhere so I will just do the 14.
Plastic Dudesmen - Done and it is a decent one.
Article before I leave - no idea yet.
Maybe one more Gun Daemon Prince so I can have 3 Dildo princes - not built

Don
Revenant Titan - need to build

Jens
12 Objective Marker thingies - just got them cleaned
20 Pink horrors - 10 built
Fire Raptor - Built - need to get the base right and how it sits on it.
More stuff in a box.

Luis
20 Ultramarines - need to get shoulder pads - might just do them without the one.
More Flesh Tearers - got Storm Ravens, Drop Pods, etc

Will
Bunch of CSM stuff to do - LR and other things

Plus some others might be coming in - new biker army for Marines to do and maybe some  Fantasy stuff.  I never stop eh?

What I am thinking of bringing to the LVO.

Keeper of Secrets, Greater Gifts X 2, Lvl 3
LoC, Greater Gift, Exalted Gift, Lvl 3
Daemonettes X 19
Daemonettes X 19
Daemonettes X 19
Soul Grinder, MoS, Baleful Torrent
Soul Grinder, MoS, Baleful Torrent
DP, Wings, Armor, MoS, Lvl 3, Greater Gift X 2

1748

It is simple, clean and shows all my nice newly painted models.  Good times eh?

Models - I have some more with Cryx - but I need to seal them and the weather is meh.  Jerks!

The last of the 60.

Come at me Bro!!!

First one done

Second one done... I am a machine!